Hey, everybody...
We have a birthday boy here.
Let's all sing
"Happy Birthday to you"
"Happy Birthday to you"
"Happy Birthday, dear (looks down on paper to read name) Kevin"
"Happy Birthday to you"
---
(Places sombrero on Kevin's head to further set him apart from the rest of the crowd)
Now blow out the candles!
Yay!
---
(goes back to dealing with all the other fucking customers)