-- Name: Bryan Frederick Irrera. Don't call me "Bry" unless you are obviously in a hurry (like, you need to get to the emergency room 'cause you've accidentally chopped off your foot with a chainsaw or something. I'll forgive it's use strictly for brevity's sake) or "Bry-Bry" unless you WANT to have your foot chopped off with a chainsaw...
-- Birth date: October 8, 1967
-- Birthplace: Vineland, NJ
-- Current Location: Vineland, NJ
-- Eye Color: Blue/green
-- Hair Color: originally it was blond, but it's mousy brown with grey...and there's less of it everyday
-- Height: 5'4"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra (This seems a pointless question, since anyone with a newspaper can deduce it from the given birthdate)
-- Your heritage: 1/2 Sicilian 1/2 Polish Jew
-- The shoes you wore today: my "character" shoes
-- Your fears: the BIRDS and I know this sounds strange but while they don't scare me, mannequins really oog me out for some reason.
-- Your perfect pizza: Deep Dish pepperoni and onion from Giordano's in Chicago!
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: I want to do something worthy of being famous for (not infamous)
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: yeah, whatever
-- Your thoughts on first waking up: wait...what day is THIS?
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes
-- Your bedtime: with the current job it's 1:30am (but should probably be midnight)
-- Your most missed memory: the smell of my grandmother's cookies baking wafting through the house.
-- Pepsi or Coke: CAFFEINE FREE Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
-- Single or group dates: Dates? heh! I almost forget what that was like...but it was always better single...
-- Adidas or Nike: cheapass Payless
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple Peach
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla...I love chocolate but only in bars. I HATE chocolate ice-cream, milk and hot chocolate...
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither. I'm predominantly caffeine free (and hate the taste of coffee...no matter what fru-fru flavor it is)
-- Smoke: hell no.
-- Cuss: Fuck yeah
-- Sing: Yeah -- I used to be a host of a karaoke show at a local dive bar.
-- Take a shower everyday: yes! Sometimes twice
-- Have a crush(es): yeah...but they are mostly people on television...not real people I know.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yeah. I know I have.
-- Want to go to college: Been there, done that, no thanks.
-- Like(d) high school: Oh, dear God, no. Does anyone besides the jocks/cheerleaders?
-- Want to get married: Yeah. Fuck you, Bill Clinton!
-- Believe in yourself: Naw, I'm just a figment of YOUR imagination!
-- Get motion sickness: Nope. I could eat a whole funnel cake on a roller coaster and I'd be fine (I'd be covered in powdered sugar, but I'd be fine).
-- Think you're attractive: well, I dunno...
-- Think you're a health freak: hell no! Have you tried those new "Old-Fashioned" potato chips from Herr's? I love them. The only ingredients: potatos, salt and LARD! Yum! Lardilicious!
-- Get along with your parent(s): my mom...begrudgingly. was abandoned by my father.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yeah. Just pop me up some corn and sit under the covers facing the window!
-- Play an instrument: does a kazoo count? or tamborine?
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: nope.
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had Sex: does masturbation count?
-- Made Out: uh...don't think so...
-- Gone on a date: uh...nope.
-- Gone to the mall: Yes, not counting the one I work at.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I have, but not THIS month.
-- Eaten sushi: nope.
-- Been on stage: well, I've been NEAR a stage, but I haven't been on stage since April.
-- Been dumped: nope. Ten years and still going...like the Everready bunny.
-- Gone skating: Nope. Never did. Never will. No sense of balance.
-- Made homemade cookies: nope. Haven't even done one of those pre-made dough things from the supermarket.
-- Gone skinny dipping: I wish. it's way too cold still.
-- Dyed your hair: what hair?
-- Stolen anything: maybe someone's heart.
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: nope.
-- If so, was it mixed company: n/a
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah
-- Been caught "doing something:" nope
-- Been called a tease: nope. I'm not a tease.
-- Gotten beaten up: not really, I'm a scrapper.
-- Shoplifted: never.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: well, I got a lot more snide and arrogant in college to stand up to my "best friend"
-- Age you hope to be married: I might as well already be.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: ZERO! Let's keep it that way!
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: actually, I really want to be married, but don't really want the "wedding" anymore.
-- How do you want to die: Thelma and Louise!
-- Where you want to go to college: Um, too late for that.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Happy.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan.