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  • 00:17 @jonesabi twitpic.com/2uldx - that's freaking awesome! Someone had a bunch of time on their hands at your supermarket, hahaha! #
  • 11:42 Flowers in the Attic: 4 kids hidden away by evil grandma, brother/sister incest, poisoned donuts, 3 kids leave. #twovel #
  • 11:51 RHPS: Brad and Janet need phone, they both have sex with Frank. Janet has sex with Rocky. After a floor show, Riff kills Frank. #twovie #
  • 11:58 Flowers for Algernon: Charly =retarded, has brain surgery, becomes genius, befriends mouse. Mouse dies, Charly = retro-retarded. #twovel #
  • 12:03 Heathers: Girl meets boy. Boy helps girl kill her cool kid frenemies as fake suicides. Girl gets cold feet. Boy blows self up. #twovie #
  • 12:08 Brave New World: Test tube babies treat vaginally-born "savage" as freak. Savage uneasy with their drugs/free love, kills self. #twovel #
  • 15:01 Carrie: Poor girl with Christo-fascist mom gets telekinetic powers, becomes prom queen, gets covered in blood. Kills classmates. #twovel #
  • 15:15 Bagdad Cafe: German lady lost in desert. Stays at hotel. Befriends owner, staff and town residents as waitress. Gets deported. #twovie #
  • 15:23 Boogie Nights: girl on roller skates and well hung guy become porn stars. Everybody discos/snorts cocaine. their lives are ruined. #twovie #
  • 15:25 Clerks: Dante wasn't even supposed to be there today. Randall works at shitty video store. Job great if not for fucking customers. #twovie #
  • 15:26 Female Trouble: Dawn doesn't get cha-cha heels. She runs away, has baby, gets married, becomes thief, gets disfigured/executed. #twovie #
  • 15:27 is sorry everyone, but this is too fun. Every time I think I'm done I think of another favorite... #
  • 15:33 @musique174 well, technically Twilight was a #twovel first, but I'm glad to see it's not just @fagfanroy and I playing. #
  • 15:36 @cayers131 this one: tinyurl.com/dbbxlp or this one: tinyurl.com/c5e5ve ? (I know it was a joke, but still)... #
  • 15:54 @ranggrol it's "income" because it's new to them, however, when it was earned by their parents, their parents ALREADY paid taxes on it. #
  • 15:55 @ranggrol that's one of the things we are fighting for with gay marriage. When a straight spouse dies, his/her estate --> spouse tax free. #
  • 15:57 @ranggrol when gay spouse dies, his/her estate may cost spouse 50% of worth before spouse can receive it (including their own residence). #
  • 15:58 @ranggrol so, if @sungenis died and we weren't in NJ with civil union, I'd have to pay 25% (50% of his half) of our house's worth in taxes. #
  • 15:59 @ranggrol there is some taxes (it varies by state) for descendants (and can vary for grandchildren and grandgrands). #
  • 16:05 I realize that I was talking about estate taxes just now with @ranggrol, but why the hell is @nztax now following me? #
  • 16:06 @ranggrol Pennsylvanis definitely has sales tax. I think you're thinking of Delaware. #
  • 19:21 @loumongello are any of your friends good at Tetris? They may be able to make it all fit! #
  • 19:40 @ranggrol at least with hanging they are being more environmentally responsible...no wasted resources except maybe the rope... #
  • 23:07 @rick_howard one cute little touch at Boardwalk...find Lucy the elephant over the mantle in the lobby: tinyurl.com/6o2wud #
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